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Another one joins the Evil Crew
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You should stiletto pro handle thongs or for sure sandal get kicked in your face. I really liked welly; I thought of wellington and forgot entirely that welly was the kickname. I guess that's what happens when I mock a sinner.
TEd
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...Most folks just won't buy things that guarantee to take
20 yrs off their lives...
... The "testimonial" on the ad was of a fellow who said he was fifty and felt thirty, now that he had the new thingies in his shoes.
Aha! Now I understand! What he meant was "guaranteed to take twenty years off your AGE", not your life...
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My error is further evidence that (1) English is not my first language because (2) I have no first language.
P.S. This is my nine hundredth post and, boy, are my posters tired.
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Cut your work in to quarters, Pappa S.
Do as they did in 15th to 18th century - when they were tired, they used four posters.
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I'm wading thigh-high in those welly bad puns. Maybe I should complain, but at this pointe(having barely scuffed the surface of the board), I shod tread lightly. A slipper the tongue could sling-back and make me look a heel.
Tickled to have you, ZDub; if you want any help, just oxford it.
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With this crew the boards keep flip-flopping from serious to silly. I hope no one gets cross training us not to pun.
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now we're getting pumped.
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