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#129425 06/19/04 10:48 AM
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Another one joins the Evil Crew


#129426 06/19/04 05:25 PM
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You should stiletto pro handle thongs or for sure sandal get kicked in your face. I really liked welly; I thought of wellington and forgot entirely that welly was the kickname. I guess that's what happens when I mock a sinner.



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#129427 06/19/04 09:22 PM
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...Most folks just won't buy things that guarantee to take
20 yrs off their lives...

 
... The "testimonial" on the ad was of a fellow who said he was fifty and felt thirty, now that he had the new thingies in his shoes.


Aha! Now I understand! What he meant was "guaranteed to take twenty years off your AGE", not your life...


#129428 06/19/04 11:02 PM
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My error is further evidence that (1) English is not my first language because (2) I have no first language.

P.S. This is my nine hundredth post and, boy, are my posters tired.

#129429 06/20/04 01:45 PM
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Cut your work in to quarters, Pappa S.
Do as they did in 15th to 18th century - when they were tired, they used four posters.


#129430 06/21/04 03:13 PM
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I'm wading thigh-high in those welly bad puns. Maybe I should complain, but at this pointe(having barely scuffed the surface of the board), I shod tread lightly. A slipper the tongue could sling-back and make me look a heel.
Tickled to have you, ZDub; if you want any help, just oxford it.


#129431 06/21/04 06:36 PM
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With this crew the boards keep flip-flopping from serious to silly. I hope no one gets cross training us not to pun.


#129432 06/21/04 08:14 PM
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now we're getting pumped.



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