Wow, C.K., speaking of diatribes--you got everybody with that one, though mostly Bingley. According to your post, everybody on the board is either fair, unfair, or downright mean, and poor Bingley is accused of linguistic self-gratification, self-abuse and self-flagellation; and of "imposing" didactic diatribe on all of us
"lollygaggers". Pretty strong words, my friend.
Bingley never does anything like this, and I think it's a shame that he got shot down the one time he decides to have some fun.