Going low-brow here...
Actually this is one we used to sing on the monkey bars in elementary school...

We three kings
Of oil and tar
Tried to smoke
A rubber cigar
It was loaded
And exploded
Now there are only two
Ooooooo
We two kings... etc.

As I recall, the song ends with the rerain
Siii-ilent Niiight.

It was damned funny to we third graders!