it ain't gonna happen as long as you are AWAD's Minister Of Salutations

gee, if I could only come up with another S-word you could be the MOSS...

Don't think I care to be walked all over, thank you!

'Sides, there is absolutely NOTHING preventing YOU
(or anyone) from offering salutations, now is there?
You could even do it retroactively.

Hmm--If I became the Big Old (both very appropriate for me) Salutations Supervisor, then I'd be the...

But I think that job is really yours.

Oh, I LOVE this place!!!