Though he actually used some of the money from the partnership dissolution to study ancient Egyptian plumbing systems, truly a Pharaoh faucet major.

Only then did he decide to sink his money into the plumbing business. Money came to him in showers, and he ended up with tubs full of it. Flush with success, he went of to Scotland to learn the pipes. When last heard from he had become a sewer of wild oats. Unforunately this drained him of money to the point where he could not even speculate in the commode-ity markets. No one knows for sure, but there is some speculation he died in service as a lavoratory mouse.


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