solrep (whose handle makes him sound like he sells the sun for a living door-to-door) offered:

I fear I'm at threat from the internet
Each night it seduces me into debt
I laugh like a drain
as it downloads my brain
What TV began it'll finish yet


Carpe whatever

Don't want to seem like you're carping on, but ...

Can anyone else on the list come up with something which solrep should continually warn us to beware of?

Please include in a complete, properly-scanning AAABBA form limerick, at least one line of which should be in Swedish, and in which at least one line should mention gold records and OTT stage costumes, but this should not in the same line which is in Swedish ...

Sesame Street script writers are ineligible to enter.





The idiot also known as Capfka ...