In reply to:

Max
A thread on grass is not the way to get Jackie to post.
Try a thread related to human relations and people - and watch the results.

I'm sure you're right. However, somewhere in my malformed psyche, there was a small shred of human decency left, and it has prompted me to abandon any further attempts at weakening Jackie's resolve. Her awesome self-restraint should be applauded, not sabotaged.