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Oh, oh! [holding sides e] They were both in blackface, no doubt.

From Anna's link: names now considered to be masculine, such as Philip and Thomas, were once used for girls in the 14th century.

Redmond also found that names such as Godelena, Helwise, Idony, Avice and Dionisia were more popular than some of the names now considered traditional, such as Mary.

Miss Thomas Aquinas? My daughter is very grateful that I vetoed my husband's choice for her name: Guinevere.