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Dear Juanie Baby--First--I ain't no girl, no mo'.  But thanks!
 Now--I could give you a piece of my mind, but I really can't spare any more and still be functional, so I'll offer
 advice instead:  debutantes usually wear long formal gowns,
 quite often with lots of ruffles;  high heels are a must,
 though sandals (glitzy) are ok;  and, don't forget to put
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Jackie - >>I really can't spare any more and still be functional<< - can't believe that!  :o)
 
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That ‘Juanie baby’ has really killed me!. Things like that are hooking me on the Net. I think I’m going to ask for a sabbatical year after my broken leg hails.
 You have really given me good news. A long gown -or nightgown?- suits me fine, I was scared to death by the prospect of hot wax on my hairy legs.
 I haven’t got much use for hair stylists but I’ve just ordered a couple gallons of makeup for my scalp.
 
 
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I’ve arranged showers for today and tomorrow but I guarantee you plenty of sun by the weekend.
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Just back from hols. I'll be there - I was thinking of wearing my anorack (essential for any real geek) but I'll settle on a nightgown (with sequins).
 
 
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At first I thought about a formal ball but it appears we've got to have a Mardi-grass party!
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> At first I thought about a formal ball but it appears we've got to have a Mardi-grass party!
 Make that a double celebration, JM!  I just noticed I've ticked over to Newbie, too!  Any preference for a bottle of whiskey?  Jameson? Bushmills?
 
 
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>Make that a double celebration, JM! I just noticed I've ticked over to Newbie, too! Any preference for a bottle ofwhiskey? Jameson? Bushmills?
 
 Congratulations on your new status, Rubrick. Can you bring a barrel of Guinness to the Malaga party, as well? I'll bring the only decent inebriate produced in the U.S.: some good ol' Jack Daniels.
 
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> Congratulations on your new status, Rubrick. Can you bring a barrel of Guinness to the Malaga party, as well? I'll bringthe only decent inebriate produced in the U.S.: some good ol' Jack Daniels.
 
 Ah,  Anna. 'tis a well known fact that Guinness doesn't travel (there's a pun for ya - and they say that no-one reads anyone's Bio!).  Sure, I'll bring along the whiskey, as I said, and we can compare our tipples over a few words - strong words, softly spoken.
 
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>>Slainte! ;-)
 Agus Buíochas. Slán leat go maith.<<
 
 ...and I thought this was an "English" forum! :o)
 
 So for my contribution to this party, I propose to bring several bottles of New Zealand red wine, nectar of the gods of Aotearoa.
 
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> Agus Buíochas. Slán leat go maith.<<
 ...and I thought this was an "English" forum! :o)
 
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It'a a long way to... "newbie"... I am just in the middle of the way...Can I suggest some special encouraging "graduation" for non- native speakers?
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Its about quality Emmanuela, not quantity, do not fear your posts are always noticed. You get a gold star (from me, anyway)
 
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I have had to spend a few busy days on the ‘virtual world ‘ of work, customers, home chores etc. But, fortunately, here I am again on the ‘real world’ -it sounds like ‘matrix’- with everything ready for such an occasion.The sun shines, plenty of ‘tapas’ on the tables and a big barrel-o-words. You all were in charge of booze so don’t let me down.
 I know that Spain is a little far away for some of the AWAD people and I’m trying to find an equidistant place for the next party. Anyone knows Jules Verne e-mail address?.
 
 
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Emanuela.I see your point. I started posting on this thread because I wanted seniority to be considered as a graduation parameter. But things went so fast that I went ‘newbie’ before writing that.
 The problem being a foreigner is the time spent writing. I think I can read near as quickly as a native but I spend HOURS writing.
 
 
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I've found a good place for a party now that Rubrick, Juan Maria and David108 have made it to be Travellers in Cyberspace - it's in Wales. I can't guarantee the weather but it's a good place for linguaphiles:http://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.co.uk Can't imagine what the spellchecker will do with it! PS I've just spell-checked it and it says "hub" - obviously the place for all of us then! |  |  |  
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Jo, that one made me dizzy!I did go there, and whirled away into the pronunciation,
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 'Hub', indeed--more like an out-of-control children's
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Emanuela,
 I would recommend that you stick to reading the shorter
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 And Jo is right--your posts are always read with interest, and you certainly get a gold star from me as well!
 
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>>I spend HOURS writing.<<Thank you for all your effort, Juanie Baby!
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>>I spend HOURS writing<< This is to both emanuela and juanmaria: You both have my admiration!  I would have to spend AEONS working on a post in either a Spanish or Italian forum!  And since I know only two or three words in either language, and those would get me into trouble here and almost anywhere else on the 'Net, I won't even attempt it!     Keep up the excellent work. |  |  |  
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> Keep up the excellent work. (David108)...
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 Although I used to love it when I was a stranger or a newbie, I’m not sure if this ‘Joanie Baby ‘ is still appropriate, maybe a Mister or Sir Joanie Baby would suit better with my new rank.
 
 
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> I've found a good place for a party now that Rubrick, Juan Maria and David108 have made it to be Travellers in Cyberspace - it's in Wales. I can't guarantee the weather but it's a good place for linguaphiles:
 I’ve needed a Valium injection to untwist my tongue but I really have had a pretty good time visiting this site. I move for a meeting there a year from now!.
 
 
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I have noticed that the natural progression of graduation in this cyber-community is in the form - Stranger, Newbie, Journeyman, member, Enthusiast.
 Nobody seems to have progressed beyond that stage (except for Chief Anu - but that must be a reserved title ;^)).
 
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> Anyone care to add their two cents/pence/centimes/pesetas etc. etc. and suggest appropriate milestone titles for the initiated?
 What about ‘Guru’, ‘Grand Master’, ‘Trailblazer’?.
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>>Hey, you are making me blush. And I consider blushing incompatible with the demeanor and dignity expected from a ‘Journeyman’.Although I used to love it when I was a stranger or a newbie, I’m not sure if this ‘Joanie Baby ‘ is still appropriate, maybe a Mister or Sir Joanie Baby would suit better with my new rank.
 
 
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I notice that my apprenticeship is over and I am now a journeyman.  I wonder if there's a collective noun for us journeying people?  (perhaps a 'caravan' as in gypsies?)  And I'm not sure whether the Tasmanian Sex Discrimination Commissioner (yes, we have one!) would approve the appellation. 
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> Yes a caravan of travellers sounds good. A party in Hobart sounds unmissable - I'll have to check out the price of air    fares. Not sure about the snow though - we're still waiting for the Summer sunshine here! Hmmmm......  An odyssey  sounds very apt.  An odyssey of journeymen.  It rolls off the tongue well, don't you think?  'fraid I'll have to turn down the antipodean expedition, Paul.  I'm heading off to sunny CUBA in two weeks time!!  |  |  |  
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Congratulations on reaching elevated status, Paul!  Next stage -> member!  As regards a collective noun, what about a mission of journeymen/women?  (That's for the TSDC, bless its socks!) >>Oh, and bring a slab, won't you!<< - what, chocolate or beer?    Sorry we won't be at the party - we'll be in Sydney for one night only, en route to Sunny South Africa for a family reunion. |  |  |  
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>I notice that my apprenticeship is over and I am now a journeyman
 Congratulations!. Welcome to the “journeypersons” club!.
 
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 Jo, I’ll go swimming and, if you want, I can wait for you in South Africa and get David there.
 
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I always think about Sister Sarah and Skye Masterson in Havana in "Guys and Dolls". It seems that the milk drinks are to be recommended, it sounds like a good place to go.
 
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> I always think about Sister Sarah and Skye Masterson in Havana in "Guys and Dolls". It seems that the milk drinks are    to be recommended, it sounds like a good place to go. Okay.  I'll lgive those a go, too.  The sky's the limit.   |  |  |  
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Dear paulb,Yes, thank you, I'd love to come! (Would have responded sooner but quite often the last pages of this thread won't
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As the first "newbie" I thought I'd drop and say "hello".
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Just graduated to enthusiast!  At last! I've been keeping an eye on my numbers since the mid-160's! The next level might well be 500, Jo.  The differences so far have increased geometrically (sort of).   I hope Anu
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I was wondering what people would bring with them to the addicts ball (apart from their AWAD password of course).
 
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I will bring (to the addict's ball) my autographed copy of "12 Steps for the Recovering Pharisee (Like Me)"...
 
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