"Bury him? And what am I supposed to dig the hole with, Brutus."
"Use the ........, you fool!"

So the Romans didn't call a spade a spade?
No wonder the Empire didn't last.

Speaking of which, I saw a great Bestie (Steve Best) greetings card.
One cat shouts at another: "Oi! No bollocks!".
Caption: "Thomas liked to call a speyed a speyed."

Arf