(Entrance in the backside)

Avy

You must not do this to me in the middle of my working morning. I was overwhelmed with choked laughter, coughing and spluttering. Poor Anu, who from all I can tell is a happilly married man - that you should be make such insinuations about him (or is this a Brit thing, where 'back passage' takes on all sorts of Julian Clary-esque resonances?)