here's spit in your eye; Ah oughtta smack you

Good one. You got me :-) And here I thought it was my cheap imitation Suthin' accent you were responding to! Must be losing my touch.

Have I told you recently about the town of Eurelia in Australia? The 10AM train pulls into the station each morning, and the conductor leans out of the front car and calls out "Yer-a-liah! Yer-a-liah!!" and the other conductor leans out of the back car and responds "Ya-really-ah! Ya-really-ah!"...