Father Steve sayeth: I once knew a judge in Seattle who always introduced and referred to his wife as "my first wife." He thought he was being devlishly funny in so doing. It became less funny when, after a few years, she divorced him.

And are you surprised at a self-fulfilling prophecy, um, fulfilling itself? SWMBO informed me that she wouldn't wait the "few years" if I used such poor judge-ment. But then, I wouldn't try, because she's not No. 1.





The idiot also known as Capfka ...