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This is not so far-fetched. A couple of years ago I toured a Champion Boar Hog breeding facility. Since I grew up in cattle country, where artificial insemination is common, I wasn't surprised to learn that the same method was used for extracting the premium semen of award-winning boars. But get this -- It seems boars are much more sensitive creatures than are bulls, who don't seem to mind having their semen extracted by a cold, impersonal machine. Boars become upset and agitated when this method is used, and their semen, as a result, is diluted. So the hog-breeders, being the sensitive lot they are, actually hire women to harvest the semen crop "by hand." I am not kidding. I saw it, as did several other witnesses with me on the tour. The women are well-paid, and their jobs are considered "skilled."
Makes you wonder what they say when their husbands nudge them at night -- "Sorry honey, I already gave at the office?"
Well, think about it. Women harvesting semen--and all kinds of people harvesting milk from huge breasts with elongated teats as carried by the cow. We do seem to get up close and personal to other species, don't we...
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