the faraway horses: adventures and wisdom of an american horse whisperer- buck branaman, william reynolds

the cat whisperer- the secret of how to talk to your cat- daft besom

secrets of the baby whisperer- how to calm, connect and communicate with your baby- two daft besoms
but, please sir, how can it be a secret if you can buy it on amazon?

the dog whisperer-a compassionate, non violent approach to dog training- what's the male equivalent of a daft besom? tofu welder?

the whisperer and other voices- brian lumley

ok, ok, i confess i haven't read these, jus' couldn't think of anything nearly as clever as mavs. i'll go with

Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 2: Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers - Dave Pilkey

in reply to AsP, yes she was my grandmas cousin or something, the house in 'the wide sargasso sea' is my grandmas house certainly. it's all a bit murky, they were both disowned. i've got another one to pull out of the bag, if the connections permit