Remember the episode of "Blackadder" when he was appointed Archbishop of Canterbury? One of the funniest of all four series, I thought.

However, when he got to Canterbury, he and Baldrick were picking over the stock in trade - Christ's fingers in vacuum-packed packs of ten, pieces of the True Cross with or without blood, gift-wrapped. Curses ranging in price from .5p ("I curse you and hope something very bad happens to you") to 20 gold pieces ("I curse you, and I hope that all of your body parts [listed hereunder] fester and fall off, leaving you in extreme agony".)