my favorite 'variation' of the I'm a little teapot song, (an adult version) has me standing with both arms akimbo, singing,

I'm a little tea pot, short and stout,
Here is my handle (nod to one akimbo arm,)
Here is my...(nod to the the other arm, which is also akimbo, put a surprized look on your face and comment:)
Oh S***, I am a sugar bowl!

most times, the 'audience' hasn't noticed up until then that both arms are akimbo, (and that you don't have one arm held like a spout)

(it is one of several 'adult' variations of nursery rhymes that i know.)


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