>My platform is lower taxes, a shorter work-week, and free beer on the Queen's Birthday.

And may she become a born-again Christian, then we'll get free beer twice a year instead of once!

BTW, I need to explain my absence. We ahve a department store here called Kohl's. I went into the liquor store nearby and purchased some English ale, then wandered into the department store. To my dismay, the local constabulary stopped me and hauled me in for carrying Newcastle to Kohl's.


TEd