As a subscriber to the snopes.com mailimh-list, I have been introduced to an interesting new word - glurge. The definition is here, http://snurl.com/1y9a, and here is a specimen I received in an email around the 4th of July, http://snurl.com/1y99.
At the time, I thought it merely laughably irrelevant to a K1W1, especially its exhortation to remember what "The 4th" is all about, but now I found out it's not only corny, but shonky, along with a whole lot of similar twee drivel.