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Here's a bit of topical humor I came across long ago:
TENDJEWBERRYMUD
Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this. This has been nominated for best email of 1999.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.....
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes 'means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes,an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
Entire Thread Subject Posted By Posted Do you speak Englishes? sjmaxq 07/28/03 08:34 PM Re: Do you speak Singlish? hev 07/29/03 02:07 AM Re: Do you speak Singlish? sjmaxq 07/29/03 02:21 AM Re: Do you speak Singlish? hev 07/29/03 02:36 AM Re: Do you speak Englishes? of troy 07/29/03 12:02 PM Re: Do you speak Englishes? maverick 07/29/03 12:37 PM Re: Do you speak Englishes? sjmaxq 07/29/03 06:44 PM Re: Do you speak Englishes? maverick 07/29/03 08:30 PM Re: Do you speak Englishes? of troy 07/30/03 12:51 AM Re: Do you speak Englishes? JohnHawaii 07/30/03 07:40 AM Re: Do you speak Englishes? Zed 07/30/03 10:42 PM Re: Do you speak Englishes? hev 07/31/03 03:54 AM Re: Do you speak Englishes? JohnHawaii 07/31/03 11:21 PM Re: Do you speak Englishes? sjmaxq 07/31/03 03:34 AM Re: Do you speak Englishes? maahey 08/02/03 08:41 PM Re: Do you speak Englishes? sjmaxq 08/02/03 08:50 PM Re: Do you speak Englishes? 101 not out sjmaxq 08/03/03 11:51 AM
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