I saw these someplace and copied down a few I felt were choice...but I can't give proper credit....We used them at the Literacy Library to try and explain the hundreds of ways we refer to death in our language...Psheesh!

Old bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter.
Old bridge players never die, they just lose their finesse.
Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
Old computer programmers never die, they just byte the dust.
Old exorcists never die, they just give up the ghost.
Old frogs never die, they just croak.
Old hippies never die, they just go up in smoke.
Old librarians never die, they just check out.
Old yachtsmen never die, they just keel over....
etc...etc...







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