Sorry, lah. Can only give Singlish.

Forazumper, http://www.talkingcock.com/html/lexec.php?op=LexPKL&lexicon=lexicon - This site also very funny, no?
http://www.une.edu.au/langnet/singlish.htm - This one is more background information etc.

You understand Singlish, sjmaxq? Can or not? I think maybe you catch no ball...

Ah, memories...