hadn't heard this one:

A man went to a rare book shop and noticed an old bible on display. He struck up a conversation with the book shop owner.

"Yeah, actually, I had an old bible which I threw out last week. It was by someone called Guten... something."

"Not Gutenberg, I hope?"

"Yeah, that's the one."

Upon seeing the look on the book shop owner's face, the man replied:

"Ah, don't worry. It wasn't worth anything. Some guy called Martin had scribbled in it."




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