* by this I mean the popular definition of classical music, oh pickers-of-nits.

Don't get me stYARTed, Bean.

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Frankenfood This one is also clever, but maybe cleverness is no longer allowed in modern day. I'm sure the people who combined such words as "twist" and "fiddle" to make "twiddle" were just as clever as the ones who coined "Frankenfoods".

I don't think it's all THAT clever, but...