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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! #106723 06/30/2003 2:42 PM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 13 U.S.A. Canis Domesticus stranger Canis Domesticus stranger Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 13 U.S.A. http://www.petitiononline.com/h2o/petition.html This is a very dangerous substance which should be banned now! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! #106724 06/30/2003 3:16 PM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 The reasons listed for banning this vile substance appear to have missed out piscine copulation and defecation, both of which are supported by the chemical. Mind you, it is made reasonably innocuous by the addition of simple chemicals such as carbonic dioxide, citric acid in solid form and some ethyl distillations EDIT Umm - I missed mentioning quinine in the above formula - sorry about that! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! #106725 06/30/2003 9:57 PM Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 56 Sydney, Australia lapsus linguae journeyman lapsus linguae journeyman Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 56 Sydney, Australia I'll drink to that Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! #106726 07/01/2003 12:07 AM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 wwh Carpal Tunnel wwh Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 Anyone who hates dogs and kids can't be all bad, said W.C.Fields. He also avoided imbibing dihydrogen monoxide because pisces defecate in it.Only ethyl hydroxide was allowed below his rhynophymatous proboscis. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------  Information and announcements  Q&A about words  Wordplay and fun  Words and languages in schools  Miscellany  Weekly Themes  Looking for (writers, speakers,... (Old) Weekly themes. (have been... ------  Words from medicine  Beheading words  Meta-words  Words from classical mythology  Animal Safari  Words with unusual etymologies  Eponyms or words derived from p...  Loanwords from German  English as a global language Print Thread Switch to Threaded Mode Show Likes Link Copied to Clipboard View Profile Private Message Follow User Forum Posts Like Summary View Profile Private Message Follow User Forum Posts Like Summary View Profile Private Message Follow User Forum Posts Like Summary View Profile Private Message Follow User Forum Posts Like Summary

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