chances of my fathering children are pretty darned slim...

Well, actually, I'm not sure anything in my post precludes that. [back-and-fill emoticon]

And besides, I'm not even sure I can agree that celibacy isn't hereditary too, and for the same reason: if your parents were celibate, and the previous generation was celibate too, I do think you would find it rather difficult to indulge in much hanky-panky yourself...

punchline: (wailing)"...it's CELEBRATE" !!