"Don't cross the threads! Don't cross the threads!! EEEekk!
Damn. She went and did it anyway... #$*damn newbie!"

Bickery-Pickery
Andy the Musick Man
Argues with Helen 'bout
Meter and rhyme.
Words are flung back and forth,
Ultra-good-naturedly
Disagree? Yes! But they
Have a good time.

But... since it IS a Limerick thread, here ya go...

I enjoy planting herbs in a pot,
Some ice-tea on the porch hits the spot,
But you'll see from my verses,
And my interest in hearses,
A shy southern belle I am not.