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On Friday I fly o'er Old Limerick By nightfall, drinkin' a few pints *hic* In Doolin a West Coast town I'm wantin' craic o' renown The laughter, the good times, the music
Yikes! This post just shoved me into Pooh-Bahhood!
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Musick, like tutors in schools For limericks, he lays outlines the tools It should rhyme, it should scan it should follow a plan to bad for us, there ain't no stinkin' rules
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Ain't you guys ever heard of a spoof? It's a parody... would you like proof? don't make me the same as a stickler for *lame I'm perverting a form too aloof.
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"Don't cross the threads! Don't cross the threads!! EEEekk! Damn. She went and did it anyway... #$*damn newbie!"
Bickery-Pickery Andy the Musick Man Argues with Helen 'bout Meter and rhyme. Words are flung back and forth, Ultra-good-naturedly Disagree? Yes! But they Have a good time.
But... since it IS a Limerick thread, here ya go...
I enjoy planting herbs in a pot, Some ice-tea on the porch hits the spot, But you'll see from my verses, And my interest in hearses, A shy southern belle I am not.
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Don't cross the threads! Don't cross the threads!! EEEekk!
Huh? Din't nobody never say nothin bout don't cross no threads. Whaddaya think, this is a nuts and bolts forum?
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Well I don't know about the bolts, but come on... ya gotta cop to the nuts...
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Why? What did you think I meant? Just watch it contract and expand, How it pulsates when held in my hand, The pink-purple skin, Ridges out-veins within, Yes, a good worm's what fishing demands.
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never at a loss, musick comes up with the free-form limerick! :)or, to put it another way: So musick pokes fun at our helen in respect of her rhythms and spelen But I think he's quite rash To outdo - or at the very least to emulate - Ogden Nash What will happen now there is no telen
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Just watch it contract and expand, How it pulsates when held in my hand, The pink-purple skin, Ridges out-veins within, Yes, a good worm's what fishing demands
The effect of this poem's immense: When you think that you've mastered its sense, You consider it rude; Indeed, rather lewd But - Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense!!
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Tross tries to lead us astray, With her first two limericks in play but now she schemes to give us dreams of nightcrawlers on hooks, asway!
Why? What did you think I meant? Tross headed her limerick lament Wordplay leads some to think, Of something else, purple-pink. Should this thread be label'd "adult content"?
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