That's my apartment I laugh, but many have been the times I have refered to it as my "nest" or my "cell". If you take one of those realtor "virtual tours" don't blink or you'll miss it. Say, Ted, would you like another daughter? I promise I won't crash your car and my college education is already paid for. Dibs on the 2nd floor porch. Looks like a great place to hang my hammock.