>It puts me in mind of the Far Side cartoon showing a dilapidated building, on which the sign reads something like, "Bob's Fill Dirt and Croissants".<

I always liked the NPR catalog's (wireless) ad for a tee shirt from "Bob's Sushi and Bait" -somewhere in Lake woebegone i think.

The far side was wonderful-- there was an exhibit at American Mus. of Natural History-- mostly with bugs, dinosaures and animal cartoons, but being NY, they exhibit included the "Crises Center" (the building is on fire, being washed down river, toward the falls!)