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Faintly smelling YART in the air:
"all the chances of a snowflake in hell"
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what roast swan tastes like anyway
ouch!
formerly known as etaoin...
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From my husband: Sharp as a marble.
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My Mum/Mom says "better than a kick in the teeth", which is what I also use now. [turning into my mother -e]
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>"all the chances of a snowflake in hell"
Or, my favourite, Douglas Adams' version - "a whelk's chance in a supernova"
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"Going like a cut cat" ...
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My mothers "more roses (or whatever) than you can shake a stick at" and "six of one, half a dozen of the other" for it doesn't matter which.
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A couple I like so well, I snicked them from G.I. Gurdjieff "Everything is just roses, roses." "If you go on a spree then go the whole hog, including the postage." Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson, a trilogy written by G.I. Gurdjieff is a very interesting trip if anyone is wondering what to read this summer. I think he might have kissed the Blarney Stone at some point in his life 
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To express alacrity in preying on someone, verbally or physically: "He was on that boy like white on rice."
To express a large quantity: "They have more [insert commodity here] than Carter's has pills."
The latter expression hails from the southern side of the Mason-Dixon Line, I think. It's a reference to a now defunct product known as Carter's Little Liver Pills, still on the market when I moved to Atlanta in 1963 but not much later than that.
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I knew the Carter's comparison *as "than Carter's has little liver pills." This from a Wisconsin farm girl mother or an urban northern father. It was a few years earlier than 1963.
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