A couple I like so well, I snicked them from G.I. Gurdjieff

"Everything is just roses, roses."
"If you go on a spree then go the whole hog, including the postage."

Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson, a trilogy written by G.I. Gurdjieff is a very interesting trip if anyone is wondering what to read this summer. I think he might have kissed the Blarney Stone at some point in his life