Let's see:

The Viagra Washington Monument (don't forget to go through the two geodesic dome visitors centers recently added.)

The Sheik Condoms Great Barrier Reef.

The Lincoln Navigator Memorial.

The Caterpillar Earth Mover Grand Canyon.

The Playboy Magazine Grand Tetons.

St. Louis's McDonalds Gateway Arch (no longer silver!)

Grant's Tomb Raider.

Arch de Triomphe Spitfire.

Grand Central Home Depot.

1600 Pennsylvania State Motor Oil (formerly Quaker State)

The B'Nai Brith Yosemite National Park (think new hyphenation here)

Stonedhenge Drug Cartel.

The Houses of Parliament Cigarettes

Thames Antacids.

The Cliffs of Mohair.

Saran Wrap Islands.

Outer Bank of America.

The Rock of Cashew Nuts.

The Outback of Notre Dame.

Burger King of Prussia, PA.

Brooklyn Bridge Loan Corporation.

United States Capitol Credit Corporation.

Westinghouse Point.

R&F Spaghettisburg National Battlefield

Bunker Hills Brothers Coffee.

Hudson's Bay Rum.

The Pyramid Schemes of Gaza.

The U-Haul Van Gogh Museum.

Louvre Brothers Soap.

Queen Elizabeth Arden Cosmetics (hey SHE'S a monument!)

Stratford upon Avon Cosmetics.

10 Downing Street Performers.

I have GOT to stop this. I have a house to clean!!!


TEd