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The Fallible Fiend's post reminded me of a game where you develop a book title and an author's name to go with it.
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Bedwetting Uncovered by I.P. Knightly.
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I love this. Let us not go to the Washington Post website which sponsors this type of competition.
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Let's not go there.  Really.I agree.  I teach in a middle school(ages 10-14), and I'm on vacation this week...   
 
  
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yeah, let's not have any of that The Day the Dam Broke, by Helen Highwater sort of thing.
 
  
 
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Let's Not Go There, Really...by Pfranz Carpfka
 
  
 
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Oh, really?  Thought the same guy wrote "Rusty Bedsprings".  At least when I was 12 ...
 
  
 
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reminds of  The Fall of Moral Standards by Helena Handbasket
 
  
 
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A Pain in the Rear, by Lance Boyle
  My Life with the Hell’s Angels, by Ima Wilde-Ryder
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Oh, really? Thought the same guy wrote "Rusty Bedsprings". At least when I was 12 ...Close, Cap...that was "Rusty  Busty Bedsprings"...yep, that  Carpfka is sure somethin'!    
 
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Let's not go there. Really.
  Yes - we'll soon be getting contributions to the low standard of:
  The Broken Window by Eva Brique
   The Mysterious Murder by Hugh Dunnett
  Rid your Garden of Weeds  by Ivan Hoe
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I vote no eructions.  The ladies may not like it.
 
  
 
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The ladies may not like it.
  Think Again  by Shirley Theywill...
 
  
 
  
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The Ladies Might Not Like It, by I. M. Potent
 
  
 
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Silly Book Titles, by I. Ryda Dumbtome
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"Teaching Your Child To Share" by Sharon Cher Alike
  "For Fathers: Learning To Braid Your Daughter's Hair" by Braden Hare
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 It's not in the same vein as your game, but it has the advantage of being a real book title:
  Circumcision: An American Health Fallacy By Edward Wallerstein  ISBN 0-8261-3240-5 hardcover. ISBN 0-8261-3241-3 softcover. 
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Re: Circumcision: An American Health Fallacy
  it would be funnier if the authors name was Les Johnson. (johnson being the USns name for John Willy, etc..) 
 
 
  
 
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and lets not forget the Knotts Brothers contributions,
  Beginners Macrame by Les Knotts and Advanced Macrame Designs by Moore Knotts
  and from the self help collection Anger Management by I. C Redd
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(johnson being the USns name for John Willy, etc..) 
 
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 <blue> it would be funnier if the authors name was Les Johnson. </blue>
  True.  And I actually thought the subtitle was "An American *Held* Fallacy"
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lets not forget about The Truth about Masterbation by Harry Palms
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'Collecting for Beginners', George Ian Silver.
 
  
 
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'She', by Rider Haggard.Okay, so you want to roll out the  real silly titles, do ya, dxb? Well, then, try this!  an' ya forgot the H. "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court", by Mark Twain  
 
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...Best make that raw beets, I think.  Doesn't work if they're cooked.
 
  
 
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