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I love to sing high notes, Tom sang shatteringly
Gregorian music is my favorite, Tom chanted in a sing-song.
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"I never wear fancy woollens," said Tom in a crotchety voice
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"I just can't stop eating these North African dates," said Tom moorishly.
"Ughh! That was a Seville Orange!" Tom complained bitterly.
"The answer's a lemon," Tom said sourly.
"Would you like an olive?" he enquired oilily.
"I can shoot an apple off the top of your head," Tom boasted tellingly.
"That's a nice pear you've got," he told her, double-entendredly.
"Over here, we call them 'marrows', not 'squash,'" Tom replied crushingly.
- and a sweetener to finish with:- "Oooh! look! some one's given me some sugary Turkish sweets!" Tom exclaimed delightedly.
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Re:"Would you like an olive?" he enquired oilily.
"Yes, please" Tom replied unctuously.
sweet kisses to you, dear commando, i couldn't figure out how to use unctuously, till you provided the opening!
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Would you like an olive?" he enquired oilily.
Yes, please" Tom replied unctuously.
"I'll take mine with a lemon twist," his companion said acidly.
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"Martini's? I like mine very dry." Tom said brutishly. "I like my scotch on the rocks" Tom commented icily. "Just a splash of mixer" Tom requested gingerly.
(thank's AsP for the inspiration!)
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"I'm on the wagon," said Tom drily.
“I don’t go to parties,” said Tom unabashedly.
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"I'll bet we could sail in right past the Harbor Police", said Tom craftily.
"Eat more prunes!" said Tom regularly.
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"The prisoner is going down the stairs," said Tom condescendingly.
"The prisoner is going to work on stencils today," said Tom contemplatingly.
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