Bill, I capiche how these things happen. It's just that I'm morally certain that's not how this one did. Much more mundane, I'm afraid.

And, Rhuby, my trouble an' strife is going to Burton-upon-Trent tomorrow to get her new van repaired. Hope this isn't a lomen. Damn. How did "lemon" get spelled that way anyway? Shuddap, Bill!