Just my little story regarding the mullet:

A gentleman at my place of employment sports one of these mullets. And I must say that even though the style is quite outdated,
it is so befitting for him, that everyone likes it on him. He has the perfect texture of hair for it. That is, thick and course and just the right amount of curl for the locks in the back to bouncily cascade down his neck and upper back. The color is salt and pepper, so we call him Pepper Locks, in lieu of the name that chicky in the Bears three goes by.......