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The lovely ASp has to tell me when I've made one.

The above is an endearing scene to imagine. What follows is a bit of Faldagian-AnnaStrophician dialogue:

Faldage: Si tu id aeficas, ei venient. Ager Somnia

AnnaStrophic: Why, Faldage, you've made another one of your famous puns!

Faldage: No joke! Clever of me, Duckie!

AnnaStrophic: Oh, you do entertain me always in the way your great mind roams.

Faldage:Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.

AnnaStrophic: Why you've just made another pun, Faldage!! Would you like me to explain it to you?

Faldage: Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.


I think Faldage and AnnaStrophic must have a good time sitting around biding the time--Faldage speaking in Latin puns and AnnaStrophic pointing his puns out to him. Lots of energy there.

(Here's the site from which I gathered Faldage's Latin phrases since I speak no Latin and had to cheat:

http://www.biopsych.net/latin_phrases_for_all_occasions.htm

...and if the above phrases were actually something completely different from what they were purported to be, please excuse my ignorance.)