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I believe we've had threads before about bumper stickers, but not lately. I saw a good one today dealing with abortion. While I favor the pro-choice side of this issue, I had to admire the cleverness and friendly tenor of this sticker.
It showed on the left side a sketch of a newborn baby. The rest was taken up with two lines:
CHOOSE LIFE!
YOUR MOM DID.
Anybody else got a good bumper sticker to report?
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did she? my mom had no choice..
and she didn't have too many choices for effective birth control either..
enough.. choice vs No choice is very volitale subject.
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Again, not wanting to stir any political arguments, just from a semiotic viewpoint:
BUSH
LLIT
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better i think if:
BUSH
LLIT
only cause it would 'scan quicker' --
maybe i'll make a t-shirt like that to wear in midtown next week.
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How nice for you, of troy!
I tend to hate bumper stickers, especially those that bash individuals or groups instead of promoting an idea/cause/indiv/group. They usually just make people look stupid, in my opinion.
I did think it was funny that a co-worker of mine had a Dean bumpersticker on his car for approximately one week.
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Once during the previous Bush's administration I saw a woman carrying a sign that said "BUSH -- stay out of mine."
Probably the funniest bumper sticker I ever saw, one that made me laugh out loud, was a variation on the "my other car is a porsche" bumper stickers that one oftens sees on junker cars. It read "my other car is a piece of shit too." It caught me off guard, and I think that's what made it so funny.
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B
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The delayed reaction in understanding is what I liked most about the bumpersticker. In the original it was black letters on a white background for the BUSH and white letters on black background for the LLIT.
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Here's a cute one... JOHN KERRYAnd oh yeah, I just love anagrams.. JOHN KERRY
HORNY JERK Ain't this fun? 
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especially those that bash individuals or groups
It's just that it's so hard to find anything to be *for these days.
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SAVE THE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE
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SAVE THE PECCADILLO FROM EXTINCTION
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I’ve seen, “My hockey player beat up your honor student”. Since both my sons are honor students, excellent athletes, well able to defend themselves and most importantly; kind and peaceful yet strong in mind body and spirit, I took offence to this. (Almost as much as I disliked the one that says, “If you can’t speak English, get the *&%# out!”, but the *&%# was spelt out, and my kids were in grammar school at the time. [We live in New England, USA]) Being the vindictive hothead that I am, I wanted to create an answer sticker. My version is too long and doesn’t scan well: “Your beer swillin’, doper, big bully of an F student will be working for and probably being overpaid by my honor student someday soon”, not that I have anything against beer – quite the contrary. Perhaps y’all can help. Perhaps I’m beyond help. At any rate, I marvel and rejoice at the general wit and intellect of AWADers. ‘Glad I found this place (via, I think, the Smithsonian mag. some years ago). My days are elevated by youse guys.
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Regarding the nasty comments against honor students, I was in a group discussion about this very subject some years some years ago on rec.org.mensa, and a fellow remarked that his father had one that went "My honor student kicked the shit out of your linebacker."
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I still like
What if the Hokey-Pokey is what it's all about?
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"YOU! Out of the gene pool!"
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Right string Consuelo, wrong yo-yo. The turning yourself around is what its all about.
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"YOU! Out of the gene pool!"That's great! 
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Ok, Faldage, I give up. Explain the irony in your post. 
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You've not seen the bumper sticker which directs us to QUESTION AUTHORITY ? Personally, I find it more ironic than mine. Come to think of it, it might better go QUESTION AUTHORITY
OR ELSE
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Funniest one I ever saw was:
Colostomy is my bag.
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I'm going to buy a T-shirt next month that says: >select * from users where brainpower > 0;
0 rows returned Oh, well ...
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WILL BEG FOR SEX 
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then there's the one that I saw posted upside-down on the bumper: why be normal?
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"select * ..."
hahahahahaha
I betcha get a few honks from that!
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from today's freebee newpaper..
an outline of country Kenya, inside the text,
Kenya dig it?
and
With ME, its just Aweso.
(for those with little ego's no doubt.)
i thought they were clever.
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reminds me of T shir I saw once on a college student:
KENYON IS NOT A COUNTRY IN AFRICA
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my least favorite, seen recently on the t-shirt of a 13 year-old girl:
IDAHO? no, UDAHO
sheesh.
formerly known as etaoin...
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Long's we're discussing T shirts:
Front:
RULE#2 WHEN THE UMPIRE IS WRONG SEE RULE#1
Back:
RULE#1 THE UMPIRE IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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Here's some new BS and T-S slogans that have appeared on the Wildwood, NJ, boardwalk T-shirt shops :
Bumper sticker:
If we quit voting
Will they ALL go away?
T-shirts:
I'm not
going bald,
I'm getting
more head
Who are all these kids,
And why are they calling me Daddy?
Dumb and Dumber
(with a pic of Bush, Sr and Dubya, respectively)
I'm Irish
Is there any Irish in you?
Do you want some?
(or Italian, Polish, Puerto Rican, Dominican, etc)
(it's supposed to be a "family" walk, but)
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"The Rules of the House" are posted on my refrigerator, and my children, grown though they are, have been thoroughly trained!
Rule #1: Mother is always right. (same as posted above)
Rue #2: When Mother is wrong, see Rule #1.
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Seen on the rear bumper of a pickup truck in Colorado:
"Eat more lamb. 50,000 coyotes can't be wrong."
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also seen worn on the Wildwood boardwalk:
"Vets aren't
Fonda Kerry"
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some more new ones:
BSticker:
Tell your girlfriend
I said thanks!
T's:
If I gave a shit,
You'd be the first person I'd give it to.
I say no to drugs,
But they just won't listen!
Political T's:
John Kerry
for
President of
France
A village
in Texas
lost its
idiot (pic of Bush)
President Bush,
You're fired!
(pic of Donald Trump)
Friends don't let friends
vote Republican.
Friends don't let friends
vote Democrat.
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