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#16942 01/25/2001 3:47 PM
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stranger
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I'm new here so you may have already seen this. i believe credit for this goes to
an individual (i'm not at liberty to say whom) with microsoft corp

Ode to the Spell Checker

Eye have a spelling chequer.
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And Eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew


#16943 01/25/2001 4:08 PM
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Enjoyed the owed. I used to have one that offered alternatives that were sometimes risible. Can't remember any samples, regrettably.(First sentence passed the checker)


#16944 01/26/2001 2:08 AM
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journeyman
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Run "chads" through a spell-checker and about 2 or 3 down in the list is "chaos."


#16945 01/26/2001 2:14 AM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Fellow poster wow beat you to it, spelchkr. Must be an E-mail making the rounds. (Welcome aBoard, by the way, and lest anyone hit you with the home-grown acronym YART, allow me to translate: Yet Another Rehashed Topic)



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