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As may have been suspected, I have been looking in on this forsaken place for quite some time. The events that have transpired of late cause Me great pause and suspicion as to whether I ever should have dared create a race so intelligent as man (and so capable of harm because of it.) Rarely have I seen one man unknowingly cause such great distress to so many. I have seen enough and intend now to settle this petty skirmish once and for all.
Voices have said that one, keiva, should leave this place. Make it known that I understand all that has been spoken here. What I desire now is a pure, definite answer to the opinions on this matter. keiva, I wish a statement of how the events here began and how so many came dislike you so. From all others, I require but a short, one paragraph description of a singular opinion on this matter. Include also a one word answer to the question: "shall keiva leave?" ("Yea"/"Nay".) No more discussion is necessary, the time of My coming is here.
At the end of seven days, I will return to judge the living and the dead, and keiva.
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ah, dear G*d, your own title confirms the sad fact that you are a "stranger" to this place.  but L*rd, give me to understand how Your final sentence (seemly indicating that You have not yet reached Your judgement) reconciles with Your third sentence (seemingly indicating that Your judgement is already made and in-the-Book)? For the wise lawyer seeks to know and underrstand the judge to whom he presents an argument.
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keiva, I wish a statement of how the events here began and how so many came dislike you so.
You have not answered the question. You absolutely boah me, dahling. [stubbing out freshly lit cigarette and jumping in the pool-e]
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In due time, dahling. A just G*d is not expecting response on minutes' notice.
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dear god, thank you for hearing my prayers!
should keiva stay? Nay
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Keiva, go away. You are not welcome here. God, I just want him to go away. How many Hail Marys or whadeva will it take? Set my people free already.
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Dear One Who Is Known as "God":
We cannot get Wordwind down for the night. She keeps spitting out the tranquilizers. She says she will not swallow them until she knows whether you are a standup comedian, too. She keeps repeating the names of her standup favorites over and over, while hooting:
Dr. Bill!
Keiva!
Consuelo!
Of Troy!
She's about to drive me mad myself.
Please answer her question--she is rolling on the floor now, howling in anticipation, laughing out, "I'll bet he's better than Jay Leno!"
Bedlam regards,
WW's Nursie
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A pity that our Supreme Court has taken away God's thunderbolts. I know a
dandy target for one. Or maybe another pillar of salt.
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WW's Nursie
You please take good care of your word (sorry, I mean ward). There is a chance that she will be sainted (sorry, GOD, I am not religious and would not know the right term that the people in the know would use), for having solved "the dilemma" at AWADtalk. You see, once "they" see what happened to her, they will know it is not worth their sanity to go on.
Because you nursed her, it doesn't matter whether it is for just an hour or longer, you will surely get your 15 minutes of fame, once she is sainted. There will be interviews and photographs.
And here's a tip: take notes, pictures, record everything she says. I can see a book there.
And could you please relay the following message to her , (she has some moments of normalcy, doesn't she?):
WW,I have a feeling you are thinking what I am thinking. And all I could say is DOH or is it DUH!
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Dear God,
I dislike Keiva for the way he has used me - and others, from what I understand. I dislike the way he looks for fights all the time. In fact I suspect that he is really getting off on all this strife he has caused.
I vote "nay" to his staying. As wwh has suggested, a bolt of lightning or a pillar of salt would be lovely. [humble suggestion-e]
Love Your work, btw!
love
Mary
PS: Please excuse my substituting "board" for "Lord" in my signature. I felt sure You'd understand....being a Word lover Yourself.
Let us go in peace to love and serve the board.
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