#70800
05/22/2002 2:37 PM
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Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 2,661
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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Here's a thread to quote quips found on signage in your local pub, restaurant or bathroom wall (please, no bumper stickers... or I'll YART you  ) ----------------- "My wife has a drinking problem - ME" "God made just so many perfect heads ...he covered the rest with hair" "Avoid hangovers... stay drunk" "Rehab is for quitters" ...and my favorite... Wo ich bin ist chaos - - aber ich kann nicht uberall sein! (I know what it means, but I'll leave the *translation to you pro's)
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#70801
05/22/2002 3:19 PM
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Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 2,204
Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
Joined: Aug 2000
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"Please do not order drinks whilst the bar is in motion."
"We have an arrangement with the local bank:
They do not serve alcohol; we do not cash cheques."
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#70802
05/22/2002 6:24 PM
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Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 320
enthusiast
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enthusiast
Joined: Jan 2002
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This one creaks, but I still see it: probly cause I keep going to the same bar
"Our service isn't slow and it isn't fast--it's half-fast."
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#70803
05/22/2002 7:23 PM
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Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 2,661
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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"Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder."
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Above a urinal:
"Don't look up here cuz the joke is in your hand!"
Gotta go...
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#70804
05/22/2002 7:25 PM
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 200
enthusiast
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enthusiast
Joined: Apr 2002
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Above a urinal: "Express Lane: Two Beers or Less"
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#70805
05/22/2002 7:36 PM
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Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 3,467
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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TEd
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#70806
05/22/2002 11:02 PM
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Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 140
member
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member
Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 140 |
"No Bloody Swearing!" lusy 
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#70807
05/23/2002 1:38 AM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 819
old hand
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old hand
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 819 |
Sign over toilet: In case of air raid, hide under here. It hasn't been hit yet!
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#70808
05/23/2002 11:11 AM
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Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 13,803
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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#70809
05/23/2002 6:45 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 3,146
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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"We are but the intermediaries between the brewer and the sewer"
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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#70810
05/23/2002 6:55 PM
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Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 13,803
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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Posts: 13,803 |
We don't buy the beer, we just rent it.
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#70811
05/23/2002 7:22 PM
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 200
enthusiast
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enthusiast
Joined: Apr 2002
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Do I sense a reprise of the famous micturation-coloration debate between wow and faldage? 
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#70812
05/23/2002 9:54 PM
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Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 1,819
Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
Joined: Jan 2001
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"If you're a self-starter the boss won't have to be a crank." (Rosebud, Lexington, Kentucky)
"For every order, a can is opened and the contents microwaved to perfection. Please be patient -- quality takes time." (Cat's Cradle, Chapel Hill, North Carolina)
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#70813
05/24/2002 12:56 AM
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Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 688
addict
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addict
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 688 |
"24 cans in a case. 24 hours in a day. Coincidence??"
"BEER! Helping ugly people get laid since 1865"
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#70814
05/25/2002 11:38 PM
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Joined: May 2002
Posts: 6
stranger
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stranger
Joined: May 2002
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"A woman once drove me to drink...and I never had the opportunity to thank her."
"Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes, because then you're a mile away, and you have his shoes!!!"
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#70815
05/27/2002 2:55 PM
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Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 2,661
Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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IITYBMABIs that a question or a statement? ---------- "Please don't throw cigarette butts in the urinal... ... they get soggy and hard to light!" 
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#70816
05/27/2002 4:26 PM
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Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,692
Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,692 |
"Don't drink my beer - I'm coming back and I've spat in it."
"So've I."
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#70817
05/27/2002 10:16 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 819
old hand
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old hand
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 819 |
"BEER! Helping ugly people get laid since 1865"
Oh, thank you, Angel! I'll give it a try!
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