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#39986
08/29/2001 4:53 PM
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Anybody know the correct citation/full quotation about the 13th stroke of a clock not only being in error but also casting doubt on the previous 12?
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#39987
08/29/2001 5:15 PM
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A.P. Herbert's [1890–1971] line: "This last argument is like the thirteenth stroke of the clock: clearly wrong, and casting doubt on the preceding twelve."
Thomas Hardy (1840-1928) :
"This supreme instance of Troy's goodness fell upon Gabriel's ears like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock. It was not only received with utter incredulity as regarded itself, but threw a doubt on all the assurances that had preceded it." Far from the Madding Crowd, Chap. 29
"It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right." -Mark Twain
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#39988
08/29/2001 5:31 PM
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Well you pitched us an interesting question and our Pooh Bah tsuwm stepped to the plate and hit it out of the park.
Welcome to the game, Casey Canada and enjoy the fun!
NO this is NOT a sports thread .. but who could resist carrying on the metaphor when you start with Casey up to bat?
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#39989
08/29/2001 5:46 PM
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Searched all my reference books, local library etc. etc. then it took only 20 minutes for tsuwm ( Pooh-Bah) to solve my dilemma. Congrats!
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#39990
08/29/2001 5:51 PM
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Did anyone else experience deja vu when they saw this?
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#39991
08/29/2001 5:52 PM
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it took only 20 minutes for tsuwm
They don't call him tsuwm for nothing.
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#39992
08/29/2001 6:26 PM
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Dear tsuwm: I am impressed by your achievement in locating the "thirteenth stroke" quote.
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#39993
08/29/2001 10:52 PM
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Faldage— Am I missing the joke? What does "tsuwm" mean? Please clarify for us uninitiated.
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#39994
08/29/2001 11:03 PM
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"tsuwm" could be an acronym for "the supreme understander of word meanings." But I don't know what it really means.
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#39995
08/29/2001 11:13 PM
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I'm pretty sure that it means The Supreme Universal Word Master.
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#39996
08/29/2001 11:56 PM
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>The Supreme Universal Word Master close, but no locofoco; the supreme universal wwftd master. wwftd? http://members.aol.com/tsuwm/disclaim.htm
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#39997
08/30/2001 10:13 AM
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Worthless word for the day.
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#39998
08/30/2001 9:53 PM
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They don't call him tsuwm for nothing.
You mean some people have to pay?
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#39999
08/31/2001 4:53 AM
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No, he pays some people to call him tsuwm  . This post is in no way intended to give any personal offence and does not constitute any venting of spleen, bitterness or other unboardworthy feelings. Bingley
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08/31/2001 10:16 AM
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and everyone else pays him exactly what the word is worth idem, and what's more it doesn't mention a single one of the forbidden topics like sport - oh bugger!
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#40001
08/31/2001 1:22 PM
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it took only 20 minutes for tsuwm...
They don't call him tsuwm for nothing.
okay, everybody; I'm all for having a bit of a lark, poking fun at a person's name and all, but. not atypically you have all missed Faldage's obscure play on word. tsuwm™ is actually® a Hebrew verb meaning 'to fast' -- he even went so far as to make the pun visual! but I don't get mad....
-ron o.
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#40002
08/31/2001 1:30 PM
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Faldage's obscure play on word.
I allus said, the best puns are the ones the *punster didn't even catch. (And bilingual yet, punster speak with forkéd tongue)
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