If I, prey tell, looze any more time splaynin it, won't I be waisting time that I know is better spent loosening up an otherwise lost cause? or effect? or affect?Am I having fun yet?
And why did this thread die? It wasn't getting sick, was it? And why isn't great sex often found in language? And why didn't anyone ever answer, 'What's the difference between a sandwich and really great sex?'?" Hmmmmmm?
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? ........ Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
And have we forgotten the difference between death and sex? Would the difference between sex and death be more aptly stated by the aphorism "Long live the difference!" (Vive la diferrance!) or by the aphorism "To do is to be"?
tsuwm, are you in the spirit of the season? Dub-Dub, can this day and this thread be a respite from poignant questions? Wouldn't it be wonderful to start this new year renewed?
And wasn't I expecting at least another CapK Woody-bashing!
Und, was? Nicht worden für meine Deustchepuns? Ach, sind sie zwei Schweinhunde!? and now aren't I also incorporating my genius for German malapropisms as well?...and, ahem, doesn't this translated as "too lazy to look 'em up"?
Can any amount of excuses, or verily one good one, that I could conjure for missing the interrogatory tone here ever save me from the embrasskin' blushing I must post at the end of this question? Can I say nay? Kannst mich nicht die Sheisshause ausgehen?
Can I thank Connie for flogging me?
And couldn't I have Sparteye throw my case out for lack of evidence? Could I challenge my accuser to go back and dig for some proof before I sue her for slander? Am I now in deep do for breaking the 3 question "rule," musick?
And couldn't fear and sex and love and death be tripped over in the bathroom?
And couldn't my accuser be charged with fraud and tampering for having the temerity to edit her own post to make it look like I went back and edited mine?
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