#35223
07/12/2001 12:50 AM
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Have you read through the last collection of questions... start to finish? Did you smile most of the time? Don't you think it got too long? Should we limit the number of questions to three per post? Dare we start again?
#35224
07/12/2001 12:52 AM
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Is that what I just tripped over in the bathroom?
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07/12/2001 1:32 AM
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Did you find a duck in there too?
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07/12/2001 2:01 AM
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What on earth would a duck want with your bicycle?
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07/12/2001 2:25 AM
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How d'you think the poor duck felt, being overtaken by a fish?
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07/12/2001 2:39 AM
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Must you always anthropomorphize? But say, that reminds me, how does a nice warm muscovy, goat cheese and walnut salad sound right about now? hi, rapunzel!
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07/12/2001 2:40 AM
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Why a duck? Why not an elephant?
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07/12/2001 2:47 AM
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In the *salad*? An elephant? Would that be considered Tuscany fare?
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07/12/2001 3:09 AM
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Did you know I LOL at that, caradea? So how many elephants does it take to make a Tuscan salad? [straight-man e]
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07/12/2001 3:26 AM
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Shouldn't we be more kind to our web-footed and hoof-footed friends?
Isn't Max due to chime in here at any minute?
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07/12/2001 3:29 AM
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#35234
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Dunno, Max - which of you has the bill?
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And if we're giving out Groaner Awards, which of us is most in the running here?
And why do all these thready questions keep quacking me up!?
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You're fishing, aren't you?
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07/12/2001 4:12 PM
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Oh this thread makes me sad--Where, oh where, is fishonabike?
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Isn't that fishonabike in the tub with the rubber ducky?
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All with three men? Isn't that more than the legal limit for the tub?
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Doesn't that depend on whether it's NY or CA?
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Doesn't that deep end come a little close to the fissionabike? And isn't all this talk of men and rubber duckies a bit reactionary? And, speaking of ducks, is an elephant ear a portabella? And if you drop the bella, do you have a portosans?
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07/12/2001 6:49 PM
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Why just NY or CA? Don't you think the other 48 states can pass laws?
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re:Is an elephant ear a portabella?
#35245
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Is that all it takes to go from elephants to food?
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Would you rather i change the subject to sex?
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Food/sex: there's a difference?
#35248
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Oh- my favorite pick up line--"What's the difference between a sandwich and really great sex?
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What's the difference between a sandwich and really great sex? if i'm ever asked this question and confess to not knowing, would i likely receive a lunch invitation?
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07/13/2001 1:41 AM
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Does this mean we're back to your infamous "lick p____", Sparteye?
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07/13/2001 8:59 AM
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An incurable limp what may I ask, Max?
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Whatever would suggest that you may not ask? Whatever would suggest that I might answer sanely?
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re:
if i'm ever asked this question and confess to not knowing, would i likely receive a lunch invitation? Would you like to join me for lunch and learn the difference?
Do you think we could answer Sparteyes question and learn if there is difference between food and sex?
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07/13/2001 3:26 PM
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Have you forgotten language ? Is it not the tongue that connects sex, food and language, or is this lingua too franca for you?
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Mav--are you someone who is all talk no action? you really think that would be great sex? Mind if i pass on having lunch with you?
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07/13/2001 4:04 PM
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Who said anything about talk , babe?
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07/13/2001 4:31 PM
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Is anything we're saying making sense? At All?S c O t T
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07/13/2001 5:11 PM
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Oh--was i wrong? Re:
Have you forgotten language? I thought you were suggesting the commonality of (great) food and sex was language, was I wrong?
Do mean to suggest that the commonality is
... the tongue that connects sex, food and language, or is his lingua too franca for you? and that the second phrase should have been my focus?
Do you think the
tongue is the cheif component of great sex? or
language ? or is it just that the language around here is getting to
blue!
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07/13/2001 5:14 PM
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Mind if i pass on having lunch with you? mind if i do the same? you know, cut to the chase?
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mmmffhl, mmfnhfll - do you think that could be the gutter police muffling me?
Isn't Max due to chime in here at any minute?
Do you think we could answer Sparteyes question and learn if there is difference between food and sex?
