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FRUITERER
PRONUNCIATION: (FROO-tuhr-uhr)
MEANING: noun: A fruit seller.
ETYMOLOGY: From fruiter (fruit-seller) + -er (occupational suffix). From Latin fructus (enjoyment, fruit), past participle of frui (to enjoy). Earliest documented use: 1408. ____________________________
FOR U, ITERER - a Latin scholar gives a present to a roadie, announces it in Netspeak
FRUSTERER - one who cuts off the top part of a cone or pyramid with a plane parallel to the base
FRUG IT, ER, ER... - a dancer in Bob Fosse's Sweet Charity is discomfited after realizing he's just been using unacceptable language
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INNUMERATE
PRONUNCIATION: (i-NOO/NYOO-muhr-it)
MEANING: adjective: Marked by ignorance of mathematical concepts. noun: A person who is unable to count or do simple mathematics.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin in- (not) + numerate (able to understand mathematical concepts), from numerare (to number), from numerus (number). Earliest documented use: 1959. ________________________
SIN-NUMERATE - How do I offend thee? Let me count the ways
IN SUMER-ATE - like the time Lhude-ly to Sing Cuccu
INNUBERATE - dined in the hired car with driver
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PULE
PRONUNCIATION: (pyool)
MEANING: verb intr.: To whimper or whine.
ETYMOLOGY: Perhaps of imitative origin. Earliest documented use: 1398. ____________________________
PUTE - What others think of you...but only the very first time. After that it's "repute," for good or ill.
PHULE - 1) to deceive by a false internet message for nefarious purposes; 2) one so deceived
P-UKE - what you might do after hearing a ukulele softly but poorly played
PURL-E - the stitch you would use to knit a scarf meant to get you through the Gates of Heaven
PURÉ - a thick masculine soup
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AGON
PRONUNCIATION: (AG-on), plural agones (AG-uh-neez)
MEANING: noun: A conflict, contest, or struggle.
ETYMOLOGY: From Greek agon (struggle, contest). Earliest documented use: 1592. __________________________-
AWGON - "More? There is no more!" (A"ll gone!") in baby-talk). Oddly enough, the French equivalent "YA-poo!," derived from the Prench "Il n'y a plus!," has the same intonation when spoken, even though it's in a different language entirely.
ARGON - a French forest reputed to be inert.
AGONG - Surname of a great Australian tennis player (Evonne Gool) from the 1970s and early 80s
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EXFOLIATE
PRONUNCIATION: (eks-FO-lee-ayt)
MEANING: verb tr., intr.: To remove or shed dead cells, leaves, bark, etc.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin exfoliare (to strip off leaves), from ex- (out) + folium (leaf). Ultimately from the Indo-European root bhel- (to thrive), which also gave us bloom, flower, flour, foil, folio, and feuilleton. Earliest documented use: 1639. _______________________________
EXFILIATE - to disown any and all male offspring
EXFOLLIATE - come to one's senses after a period of silliness
EX-BOLL I ATE - the song of a boastful cotton-plant eater
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PUSSOPHILIST
PRONUNCIATION: (puh-SOF-uh-list)
MEANING: noun: A cat lover.
ETYMOLOGY: From puss (cat), of uncertain origin, perhaps imitative of calls to attract cats + Greek -philist (lover). Earliest documented use: 1891. ________________________
OPUSSOPHILIST - a Berke-Breathed-penguin lover
PASSOPHILIST - the coach just loves a top-notch quarterback
FUSSOPHILIST - exemplified by Lucy van Pelt
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CATLAP
PRONUNCIATION: (KAT-lap)
MEANING: noun: A watery drink, especially weak tea or milk.
ETYMOLOGY: From cat + lap (a liquid food), from Old English lapian. Earliest documented use: 1785. _______________________
CARLAP - one of 200 at the Indiana 500
"C" ATLAS - the third in a series of powerful rockets
SCAT, LAP ! - You tell me where it goes whenever you stand up !
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PHILOFELIST
PRONUNCIATION: (fi-LOF-uh-list)
MEANING: noun: A lover of cats.
ETYMOLOGY: From Greek philo- (love) + Latin feles (cat). Earliest documented use: 1843. ________________________
PHILOVELIST - devotée of the mystery stories of S.S Van Dine
PHALOFELIST - one who enjoys deep-fried balls or patties made from ground chickpeas and/or fava beans, flavored with near-Eastern herbs and spices
PILOFELIST - an expert on cat hair
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CATNAP
PRONUNCIATION: (KAT-nap)
MEANING: noun: A short, light sleep, typically in the daytime. verb intr.: To sleep briefly or lightly. verb tr.: To steal a cat.
ETYMOLOGY: For noun and verb intr.: Alluding to cats’ frequent short, light dozes. Earliest documented use: 1801. For verb tr.: A blend of cat + kidnap, from kid + nap, a variant of nab. Earliest documented use: 1901. ________________________________
S.A.T. NAP - to fall asleep while studying for College Entrance exams
CAR-NAP - the last resort of the parents of an inconsolably fussy infant
CAT MAP - the lack of availablility of which, when he asked for one in the Princeton library, led Richard Feynman to disdain ever taking another biology course after finishing Comparative Anatomy (see Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman)
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PUSSOMANIAC
PRONUNCIATION: (puhs-o-MAY-nee-ak)
MEANING: noun: One having an excessive enthusiasm for cats.
ETYMOLOGY: From puss (cat), of uncertain origin + -mania (excessive enthusiasm or craze). Earliest documented use: 1890. _________________________
PUSSOMNIAC - a catnapper
TUSSOMANIAC - This cough is driving me crazy!
PASSOMANIAC - the coach wouldn't be caught dead calling a rushing play
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