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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Hair is the topic of the week. #166976 03/19/2007 12:11 PM Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 2 Birch Creek Boy stranger Birch Creek Boy stranger Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 2 While I appreciate "Hair today, gone tomorrow"; how about this one: Did you hear about the rabbit that became a rifle? Hare today, gun tomorrow. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hair is the topic of the week. Birch Creek Boy #166977 03/19/2007 12:22 PM Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,210 Vermont Buffalo Shrdlu Carpal Tunnel Buffalo Shrdlu Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,210 Vermont Little Rabbit Fu-Fu Once upon a time there was a little rabbit Fu Fu. He liked hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head. Well, along came a good fairy, and SHE said, "Little rabbit Fu Fu, I don´t want to see you scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head." "I'll give you three chances, and if you don't behave, I'll turn you into a goon!" So, the next day ... Little rabbit Fu Fu went hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head. Along came the good fairy again, and SHE said, "Little rabbit Fu Fu, I don´t want to see you scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head." "I'll give you two more chances, and if you don't behave, I'll turn you into a goon!" So, the next day ... Little rabbit Fu Fu went hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head. Along came the good fairy again, and SHE said, "Little rabbit Fu Fu, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head." "I'll give you ONE more chance. If you don't behave, I'll turn you into a goon!" So, the next day ... Little rabbit Fu Fu went hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head. Along came the good fairy again, and SHE said, "Little rabbit Fu Fu, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head." "I gave you three chances. You didn't behave, so I'm turning you into a GOON!" And the moral of the story is? Hare today, goon tomorrow! formerly known as etaoin... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hair is the topic of the week. Buffalo Shrdlu #166986 03/19/2007 2:51 PM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC Or like the sign I put on my desk on my last day at work: Here today? Gone to Maui. TEd Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hair is the topic of the week. Buffalo Shrdlu #166994 03/19/2007 5:24 PM Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,295 Netherlands, the Hague BranShea Carpal Tunnel BranShea Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,295 Netherlands, the Hague Originally Posted By: etaoin Little Rabbit Fu-Fu Once upon a time there was a little rabbit Fu Fu. He liked hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head. ---- ------------ The Voice of Vermont has spoken ! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hair is the topic of the week. BranShea #166995 03/19/2007 5:33 PM Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,210 Vermont Buffalo Shrdlu Carpal Tunnel Buffalo Shrdlu Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,210 Vermont I'll have to record a sung version.... heh. formerly known as etaoin... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hair is the topic of the week. Birch Creek Boy #166998 03/19/2007 5:56 PM Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 74 Sandy, Utah pennyless journeyman pennyless journeyman Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 74 Sandy, Utah Hare today, gun tomorrow Does this have any relation to a "hare trigger"? Last edited by pennyless; 03/19/2007 5:58 PM. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hair is the topic of the week. pennyless #167010 03/19/2007 9:08 PM Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,295 Netherlands, the Hague BranShea Carpal Tunnel BranShea Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,295 Netherlands, the Hague Well , what is a "hare trigger" Penny? Beautiful penny , Penny . specially that hair. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hair is the topic of the week. BranShea #167012 03/19/2007 9:12 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 5,400 rego park of troy Carpal Tunnel of troy Carpal Tunnel Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 5,400 rego park a mate of Hare's breath.. my other obsession Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hair is the topic of the week. of troy #167050 03/20/2007 5:31 PM Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 1 NYC NormanK stranger NormanK stranger Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 1 NYC better than to Hate Mares breath.... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hair is the topic of the week. NormanK #167054 03/20/2007 8:20 PM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC The jokes seem to have a better calibre. TEd Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hair is the topic of the week. TEd Remington #167055 03/20/2007 9:38 PM Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 293 Orlando ParkinT enthusiast ParkinT enthusiast Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 293 Orlando I expect that from Ted Remington. You're a real Pistol! "I am certain there is too much certainty in the world" -Michael Crichton Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------  Information and announcements  Q&A about words  Wordplay and fun  Words and languages in schools  Miscellany  Weekly Themes  Looking for (writers, speakers,... (Old) Weekly themes. 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