#21729
03/09/2001 4:36 AM
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Does anyone remember Tom Swifties or are you trying to forget?
#21730
03/09/2001 5:17 AM
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Heh... i love 'em!
"I've got a lock on the target," Tom said insightfully
"Let's blow up these paddies," Tom said derisively
"I'm impotent," Tom said softly (
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"Where can I find a copper figure of Lincoln?" Tom asked innocently
funny stuff
#21731
03/09/2001 12:58 PM
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"I'm impotent," Tom said softly "I'm certainly not!" said Tom stiffly.(
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#21732
03/09/2001 2:21 PM
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"Only few more miles to go," Tom said jauntily.
#21733
03/09/2001 3:37 PM
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"This chair's very comfortable", said Tom cheekily.
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03/09/2001 6:18 PM
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"Gotta run!", said Tom swiftly.
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03/09/2001 6:45 PM
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"Stand back from that harvesting machine!" cried Tom disarmingly.
#21736
03/09/2001 6:53 PM
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"The room is well lit." Tom remarked brightly.
#21737
03/09/2001 9:13 PM
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"The bulb burned out," said Tom darkly.
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03/10/2001 12:07 AM
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#21739
03/23/2001 8:00 PM
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preparing dinner always leads me to think of the strangest things; today my mind went inexplicably back to Tom Swifties... but this time with a personal twist:
"Plaintiff has no legal ground on which to base his complaint", said Sparteye demure(r)ly
"I'm afraid we'll have to amputate from the elbow down," said Dr. Bill disarmingly
"I need some help decorating this altar," said Father Steve crossly.
"Environmental issues are deserving of our attention," said Hyla conservatively.
anyone care to add?
#21740
03/23/2001 9:09 PM
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"This group convenes four times a year", said Max quorderly.
#21741
03/23/2001 9:59 PM
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"We'll have to amputate from the arm up," said bridge-it allarmingly
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03/23/2001 10:03 PM
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"You'll have to lie to your wife to spend time with me," said Fiber babily [RunForCoverIcon]
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03/23/2001 10:06 PM
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"The bulb burned out," said Tom darkly. "But I can see in the dark!" said Sparteye brightly.
#21744
03/23/2001 10:08 PM
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"I've been riding all night," said maverick hoarsly.
#21745
03/23/2001 10:11 PM
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"What's an insomniac tenor on an Island?" asked Inselpeter tuckeredly.
#21746
03/23/2001 10:26 PM
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#21747
03/24/2001 1:14 AM
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"I'm as sane as the next person!" cried David dementedly.
#21748
03/26/2001 2:23 PM
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"This pub's no good" said Tom innocuously.
#21749
03/26/2001 3:00 PM
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“I’ve put on some weight,” says Tom em
phat ically.
[runs away to hide emoticon
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#21750
03/26/2001 4:05 PM
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"I'll never get this job finished if you don't leave me alone" Tom said doggedly.
#21751
03/27/2001 2:48 PM
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"Damn it! I just broke my pencil!", Tom snapped.
#21752
03/27/2001 3:34 PM
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#21753
03/27/2001 3:38 PM
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"Is this a dagger that I see before me?" asked McTom, pointlessly.
#21754
03/27/2001 3:42 PM
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"Out, out, damned spot!" barked Ms McT diabolically.
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03/27/2001 4:12 PM
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"I don't want to go fishing today," Tom carped.
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03/27/2001 4:15 PM
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"The harvest's going to be spoiled this year," Tom whined.
#21757
03/27/2001 4:39 PM
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"The harvest's going to be spoiled this year," Tom whined. "So, we might as well plan on making vinegar," he added sourly.
#21758
03/27/2001 6:01 PM
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"Don't ask, don't tell," said Tom plumbly
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03/27/2001 6:05 PM
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"So, we might as well plan on making vinegar," he added sourly
#21760
03/27/2001 6:13 PM
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"So, we might as well plan on making vinegar," he added sourly
#21761
03/27/2001 6:23 PM
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"So, we might as well plan on making vinegar," he added sourly
#21762
03/27/2001 6:31 PM
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<<"Fried foods are not heatly" said Mother Swift crisply.>>
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03/27/2001 6:33 PM
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"Fried foods are not heatly" said Mother Swift crisply.
#21764
03/29/2001 2:46 PM
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"This is a very SMALL railway station " said Tom haltingly
#21765
03/29/2001 7:22 PM
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Especially since the apple market is in such a state of flux, he said acidly.
#21766
03/29/2001 8:00 PM
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"Does y'all got a hatchet I could borry?" Tom aksed.
#21767
03/29/2001 8:33 PM
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"I hope your flight is safe. And good luck joining the Mile High Club!", Tom ejaculated.
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03/29/2001 11:26 PM
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"Beat that one, if you can," said Sparteye stiffly.
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