You could also announce home towns. Some of these are from Bennett Cerf's Bumper Crop, which I inhaled and pretty much memorized when I was 10 or 12.
Lettuce Finder, Shady, Del.
Hans R. Dirty, Jr., Goan, Wash.
G. Thurza Mighty, Pretty, Miss.
Justin Case, Isle Goto, Mass. (this one I made up)
I. Always Wanta, Little, Mo. " "
I. Needa Maka, Private, Col. " "
U. Otto Payer, Income, Tex. " "
Lemmee Havva, Hammond, RI. " "
U. R. Justa, Common, Ore. " "


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